|A donkey and a zebra grow tired of hearing about Gone to Be Snakes Now|
It did leave me with some questions though:
* Where did all the chickens come from?
* Where did the man dressed as a giant bird get his supply of strontium 90 water? And aren't there quicker ways of killing someone than giving them bone cancer? I mean, if your goal is to eat them that evening?
* What killed all the snakes? Did they come back to life in order to terrorize the community theater company, or were those different snakes?
* And while we're on the subject of snakes, wasn't it a bit heavy-handed to call the mutant snake woman Eve?
I could go one. I could write an entire post about the shear inanity of the fact that many of the characters lived in giant gas pumps. But I won't. I will, however, leave you with this image, because I can't sum up this book without resorting to Lolcats. The Frog Bag Blog: appreciating terrible science fiction so you don't have to. You're welcome!